"Non! Non! Non ... Répète après moi ...P-A-I-N A-U C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E!" We are in France and I am being chastised by a sanctimonious baker. He refuses to serve me the product I desire until my lesson is complete and my garbled request for a "choco pain" has been transmuted into perfect French, through the alchemy of shame. …
